Ben Taylor

Dave was really dang mad. On Monday he looked through one subway station. On Tuesday he looked through two back alleys. On Wednesday, he looked through three parks. On Thursday, he looked through four public washrooms. On Friday, he looked through five bookstores. On Saturday he looked through six resturants. On Sunday, he looked through seven bus depos. And he still couldn’t find anything. Dave was beginning to regret himself.

I miss my Mac. Why? Because it was the best laptop I’d ever owned, it a little old. That, and it had Halo: CE on it.
I miss my 5 hour saturday-parents-are-out-of-the-house-gaming-sessions. That was muchas fun. I can’t wait for ‘08 and ‘09. ‘08, Halo 3. ‘09, Halo Movie. {yeah, I’ma freak, don’t rub it in} Ya know, I’m kinda wondering if any one besides family and friends read my blog. Like, maybe some random guy in Japan reads it. Hah. Fat chance. Ah well, I enjoy writing my blog. It’s my first actual blog that is not, like, www.badboy1057.example.com. (not saying that I ever had that address)

Yes. it’s a bit late, but I’m blogging it anyway. A bridge collapsed in Mini-Apple-Us MN, killing a bunch of people. (it was during rush hour) Some are still missing. Keep them in your prayers.

Dave was a strange man. Well, not so strange, as different. As other people went about their jobs and lives, Dave collected stamps. Now Dave had all kinds of stamps. Big stamps, little stamps, fat stamps big stamps, and little stamps. Dave never made any money. He lived with his parents. And he wondered why he never got girls. Anyway, it was a beautiful July day. Sunny, hot, everything summery. Dave was looking at his newest set of stamps, an amazing set of Turkish stamps from the 1920’s. It all begun when his mother, oblivious as always, walked into his den, complained about air circulation, and opened the window by the desk. Yeah, that was bad. ALL his rare Turkish stamps were swept away. “MOM!!!!!”

I picked my first lock as of yesterday. With a slightly bent paper clip. Okay, more than slightly bent, but whatever. Took me a couple tries, but I got it! -_o Happy happy joy joy.