Ben Taylor

Okay, don’t get me wrong. I love musicals, and the Caledonia Musical was no exception. This year it was How to Succed In Buisness Without Really Trying. It’s a really great show about a young man’s rise in the buisness world, surrounded by romance, politcs, and 1940’s fashion. The downside however, was that the play was around three hours long. Bleh. I, however enjoyed myself. My parents felt like crap. But we all had fun!

So, I attended my first high school dance last thursday. It was a hot, sweaty, loud and completly awesome experience.

I decided to compile a list of things I learned:                                                                                                                The best place to dance is right in front of the speakers                                                                                               If someone starts to dance with you, don’t ignore them just because they are a stranger                                                If a short little grade 8 tries to grind with you, ignore her.                                                                                               NEVER EVER go to the center of the mosh area. You will die.

I hope this is useful to you party-goers out there.